Chibi Cthulhu - Necronommers in the Outof
Board game for
2-8 players (with 18 characters to choose from) ~ Ages 3 to Elder God
Chibi
Cthulhu thought it was funny to pull a prank on all his friends and
summon them to the Outof against their will. Move around the board
and collect enough Silver Keys to unlock the Gate Between Worlds and
get the heck out of the Outof.
Fight other players and take their keys! Use rabbit holes to travel instantaneously across the Outof! Don't get caught by Azathoth and sucked into the Center of Infinity! Don't trust the cat!
Fight other players and take their keys! Use rabbit holes to travel instantaneously across the Outof! Don't get caught by Azathoth and sucked into the Center of Infinity! Don't trust the cat!
Chibi
Cthulhu – Little C should need no introduction. If he does, go
read The Call of Cthulhu. It's free online.
Nekra,
or She-Who-Cannot-Be-Bothered-To-Use-Her-Full-Name, Nekranomiplanner
– all you mopey poetry-writing kids should be careful, one day your
lame journal entries might be phonetically similar to a certain
summoning spell and when you read it aloud to yourself as you gently
weep alone in your bedroom **BAM** your day planner is filled with
dark energy – or in this case FABULOUS energy – and brought to
life. Nekra is a sworn enemy of gugs (Lovecraftian trolls) because
they are the antithesis of fun; just like H. P. Curmudge.
H.
P. Curmudge – he's no better than a gug, except that he bathes on a
more regular basis. He is your average know-it-all who doesn't
really know-it-all. He's so uptight it's amazing Chibi Cthulhu was
able to bend space and time around him to be able to pull him into
the Outof. “Now, now, can't do that. It's against the law – of
reality. The universe has rules, you know.”
Kid
Shub – is the daughter of Shub-Niggurath the Black Goat of the
Woods with a Thousand Young. So with 999 brothers and sisters,
saying that sibling rivalry runs high in their family is quite the
understatement. Talk about getting no attention from your parental
units. And she doesn't even know who her dad is. But it helped her
grow up learning how to the be the best, the fastest, the smartest;
competition was always fierce. It made her the strong leader that
she is today. Nobody better get in her way!
Jinx
the Ultharian Overlord – it is said that in Ulthar no man may kill
a cat. Why? Don't ask. You won't live through
like the answer. But you'll probably ask anyway. And you know what
it will say? “Meow.” Because it's a cat! Don't you understand?
Cats are the most dangerous predators on earth. Imagine what they
can do in the Dreamlands? That's where Ulthar is.
Kindermoshen
– Are you a shoggoth? That is the question he is asked the most.
Though he self-identifies using male pronouns, he actually has no
naughty parts at all. Or internal organs. Or standard human
external sensory organs. He's like a living mannequin. He
biochemically engineered the body himself, which is not easy from the
Outof. He's basically made of altered heart cells. He is a carbon-
based lifeform like everyone else but cutting him open would be like
chopping a man-sized piece of ham in half. All meat – with
mobility! Shoggoths are more jelly-like. Everything is vibration,
and that's how he senses things and gets around. It's not the best
body in the universe but it works for him. He's what you would call
a “C student” when it comes to cosmic bioforming. Just because
you have a godly intelligence and can move energies around at will
doesn't mean you're very good at being human. And adulting is even
worse for him. While he's back in the Outof, he's hoping to see some
old friends; old as is in strange aeons old.
Cthalice
Fhtagre – is an amphibious hybrid half-human half-Cthulhu spawn.
They are generally human in form with the addition of tentacles that
extend from their head and/or back. These appendages can generally
be hidden under clothes and hats and long hair. Cthalice is a
wielder of dark magics. She had her mouth sown shut so that she
could learn to cast her wicked spells while underwater. She is never
seen without her spell book Nhentaclau Nudoliatehau. Magical
practitioners who use this book have shortened the name of this type
of magic to nhenudo. She first appeared as a hidden character in the
book (available in print, e-book or audio book) Chainsaw Alice in
Wonderland.
Sandwich
Houzer – a magick sandwich. Yes, you heard me, a living, magick
sandwich.
Chainsaw
Alice – the titular star of Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland.
She is a chrononaut who can detect and utilize interdimensional
rabbit holes, manipulate time to give herself superior fighting
skills, and increase her healing ability. You don't want to know
what she did to the Queen of Hearts. Actually, you do. Why don't
you go order yourself a copy of the book right now. There's also
Cthulhic knights, Children of Dagon, the true origin of the King in
Yellow, and the dreaded Macroeconomicon!
Narlypoop
Noodlehead – his real name is Nyarlathotep but nobody calls him
that; mainly because he's got Multiple Personality Disorder and
claims to have 1000 personas. Everybody gets tired of hearing his
countless stories of how great he is (delusional much?), his various
identities, and all the different cults that worship him. Nobody
cares Narlypoop!
S'ngac
the Violet Gas – helped out ol' Randy Carter in the Dream-Quest
of Unknown Kadath. It's not a boy or a girl – it's a cloud. A
happy, helpful little cloud. It was busy studying innermost secrets
in the region where form does not exist when Chibi Cthulhu brought
him here.
Yog
Dog – Sothian hounds have the ability to slip through space and
time, become noncorporeal, and alter their canine appearance. It
lives in the Outof, so Chibi Cthulhu has no real power to keep it
here. Probably just likes to play games with everyone, that's the
reason it stays. It must get bored and lonely out here in the
infinite blackness. Where's that dream cat?
* bark bark space bark
*
Little
Hastur the Disaster – the masked king of Carcosa is a legendary
incarnation of the exogod Hastur. He doesn't play well with the
Other Gods and really hates that jerkface Nyarlathotep. He carries
his play book wherever he goes.
Mikey
Marsh – the dumbest kid in school. He flunked out of Innsmouth
Elementary. But WOW! can that kid swim! Probably end up being a
fisherman just like the rest of his familial ilk.
Rending
Richie Pickman – ghoulish mortal. Crappy painter. Dead guy. Now
undead guy. Sure, he digs up bodies in the graveyard and feasts upon
them; but the roadkill sandwiches?!?! He actually auditioned for
George Romero's Something Something of the Dead but was turned
down for the part because his performance wasn't believable. Rending
Richie is actually his DJ name.
Insomnio
the Night Boss (nightgaunt) – What did the nightgaunt say to the
gug? Nothing. Nightgaunts don't have mouths. Or faces. Despite
his diminutive size, Insomnio has become the leader of the
nightgaunts in the Dreamlands. He is able to harass dreamers in
their sleep and sometimes manifest in physical form. He makes
nocturnal visits to torment sleepers in Carcosa, O'edi Vdrazew,
Evapculah, and Detroit.
Sherman
the Shantak (he's not just fabulous, he's shantakular!) – shantaks
are giant, scaly birds. Sherman has pinkish iridescent scales which
sparkle when light hits them. “You mean he's a glitter dragon!”
“No, he's a. . .” “Yay! I wanna be the glitter dragon!”
Floating
Head of H. P. Lovecraft – Is he a zombie head? Is he a ghost head?
Is he just a quantomonstrophic pandimensional floating head? How does he
go to the bathroom?