FREE MONEY FOR CTHULHU!
or for kitties or children or any other charity of your choice
Okay, it's not all about money. Mostly, but not all. I think we all know that Love & Chaos are the most powerful forces in the multiverse. But spreading love and chaos takes money. And Cthulhu demands lots of love (sweet, sweet tentacle love) and Chaos-In-His-Name has gotta be the crazy over-the-top kind of chaos.
Help build a temple of Cthulhu just by surfing the web! Seriously!
You can actually do this for any charity of your choice, but our madness commands us to build! Build! BUILD! In the name of Cthulhu! The First United Church of Cthulhu is a nonprofit religious organization officially registered in the state of Arizona.
So here’s how it works:
Goodsearch.com is a search engine that donates a penny to the charitable organization of your choice for every search you do. That’s it. You’re always looking up something online anyway, now you can help out a nonprofit while you’re doing it and it costs you nothing. No signups, just pick a charity and do your regular searching.
Goodsearch.com is a search engine that donates a penny to the charitable organization of your choice for every search you do. That’s it. You’re always looking up something online anyway, now you can help out a nonprofit while you’re doing it and it costs you nothing. No signups, just pick a charity and do your regular searching.
What is the release date for Star Wars: Episode 42 – Vader Sucks! The
Rebel Scum Early Years? One penny earned. How tall is Cthulhu? One
penny earned. What is goregrind? One penny earned. What is the
airspeed of an unladen swallow? One penny earned. Closest 24hr taco
drive-thru. One penny earned. Library hours. One penny earned. Cheat
codes for GTA 7 Xbox 4. One penny earned. Movie showtimes. One penny
earned. Funny internet videos. One penny earned. Kittehs. One penny
earned.
See how easy it is to help your favorite charity raise money in the information age!
I use it for my day job which requires looking up specific information. And I do a lot of research at night trying to figure out the proper pronunciation of “Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.") It’s worse than learning Welsh!
I use it for my day job which requires looking up specific information. And I do a lot of research at night trying to figure out the proper pronunciation of “Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." ("In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.") It’s worse than learning Welsh!
Then you can honestly say that you helped bring cosmic evil into the world. Or Cthulhu’s indifference towards the human race which will probably end with the destruction of all life on earth.
“Dude! I’ve got an awesome idea! We need a secret hideout! Of Cthulhu!”
There
are those greedy shyster scumbag megachurches who were asking for $65
million dollars to buy a jet airplane. WTF? For that kind of cash we’d
build the actual town of Arkham complete with asylum, Miskatonic
University, and hidden temple to Cthulhu. We could pay people to LARP
as Deep Ones with us on the weekends. Spend our leisure time naming the
unnamable.
But keep a wee bit of perspective here. Something akin to
the Innsmouth Community Center is a much more obtainable goal.
We are amassing the world's largest, and probably only, occult free library (take a grimoire of ultimate evil, leave a grimoire of ultimate evil). It will act as a gathering place for all the dark forces to hang out and plot the destruction of our world and other unknown planes of existence. Plus there will be gaming, LARP, movie night (I have an awesome projector!), absinthe tasting, FSM Pastafarian ceremonial dinners, celebrating the birth of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft, and how-to's/workshops in the various dark arts. And we throw the best parties in our space-time reality!